Oh, goodness.

It’s going to get to 95 degrees today. 
I work in a factory with about ten machines that do nothing but spit out plastic parts and pure heat.
According to OSHA, we have to wear pants, for safety reasons.
Oh, and did I mention we have no air conditioning? 
If we do the math… I’m bound to pass out today.

Eight and a half hours of (literal) hell on Earth, here I come!