February 2012
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College degrees are like drivers license : you...
Anonymous asked: In your picture, did you dye your hair blue underneath? You're very beautiful. :)
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thebayharborbutcher asked: jesus christ could you at least tag it with an animal abuse trigger warning or something
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Anonymous asked: Did your chest piercings hurt? &If you ever want to get them removed, will they scar really bad?
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make...”
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-John Green “The Fault in our Stars”
(via tyleroakley)
Seriously, the most beautiful song. I can’t...
If only you could feel how soft my hair is.
I seriously, very desperately need to clean my room… But all I want to do is be lazy, cuddle in my bed, and watch Skins.
Meow, first world problems.
niggarella2:
How to lose a guy in 10 seconds starring me